me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet
like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again
but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU
I dont care, just tell me
in vivid detail.
OH MY GOD
ah yes, the timeless literary classic ‘romeo and bob’
are we not going to talk about king henry
Romeo and King Henry was a beautiful story.
“It became clear to me in an instant that living a gay life without publicly acknowledging it is simply not enough to make any significant contribution to the immense work that lies ahead on the road to complete equality.” -Zachary Quinto
i know what that is
LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.
HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.
This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.
Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.
wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING
I love this man
MY SHIRT CAME IN THE MAIL IM SO HAPPY!!!!! ill be wearing this “casual dave” either thursday or sunday of colossalcon (whenever im not hittin up the waterpark!!!) , because that shirt is just too fucking perfect
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY
IS STEALING THE NOTHINGNESS FROM NOTHING
THAT’S THE FUCKING BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL GODDAMN DAY
IMAGINE YOU HAD NO MONEY
STEAL THE EMPTINESS FROM YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY LIKE 19 FROZEN PIZZAS